“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

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When someone says the word: "Moist" →

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bunsofcheese:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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that moment

when you wake up in the middle of the night, and realize how alone you are. you don’t want a boyfriend, you just want anyone. anyone who cares at all. so you cry for a few minutes, and realize how stupid that is. it doesn’t help anything. and now you have a sore throat that’s crying out into the void, knowing that no one hears.

Freshmen who talk about how stressful high school is →

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chloe of urban tease

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Chandler: and when I dance I look like this…

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